imagineguyfieri:

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

(via foodntwk)

yourcooluncle:

Halloween: *is almost here*
me: 🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫 spooky shit spo౦ky sHit🎃 thats 🍬 some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right🍬there 🍬🍬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 👻 i say so 👻 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👻 🎃 🎃🎃BO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃🎃 🎃👻 🎃 🍫 🍫 🍫🎃🎃Spooky shit

(via cabeswaterhalsey-deactivated201)

study-blr:

joolescoosablooncas:

I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.

HOLY ACTUAL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

(via natalie-needs-help)

gemghosts:

blanketsandanime:

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER

(via heckaradhood)

averden:

friend: *posts artwork*

me:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

(via malachitenow-deactivated2016041)

milezprower:

just-shower-thoughts:

Imagine being deaf and finding out that farting actually makes a noise.

(via fucktato)

azelpop:

On a scale of Madoka Magica to Steven Universe how well do you cope with your soul being contained inside a gem and your body being just a vessel used so you can fight enemies that used to be just like you

(via turtleswithtophats)