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An elderly woman plays GTA V
OH MY FUCKING GOD
(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))
OH. MY. GOD.
‘Hello, what do you do for a living? Work at British Gas do you? You wanker.’
‘You want central heating? Well you’ve got it, I’ll give you central heating’
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someone named their child troyler
IT HAS BEGUN
But is it literally after the ship though
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Tokyo Ghoul feels get you like:
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so I was re-watching “Keep Beach city weird” episode and I noticed something about Ronaldo’s new conspiracy theory, which I will link here: https://youtu.be/qHFaWU5jT_w?t=9m51s
he says and I quote:
“I know what the diamond means. Polymorphic sentient rocks!”
wouldn’t that be these guys;
“they’re here to hollow out the earth!”
doesn’t that also sound familiar?
“its part of the great diamond Authority!”
doesn’t jasper say something about a yellow diamond in “the return”?
“they’ll take on any form”
gems can shape shift.
guys… Ronaldo was right. He was telling us what was gonna happen in the rest of the season. His conspiracy was right!
(via sheergossamer)
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do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is
a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed (in the other). danny is literally schrodinger’s boy — both dead and alive. he’s a living corpse possessed by his own ghost.
DUDE WHAT
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what noise did she make
I AM GEEKIN YO
She sounds like a pokemon when she makes that noise
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
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Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.#if someone makes fun of your english#they probs only speak english#so make fun of them for not being multilingual like u (via)
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