irishthings:
shitpostgenerator:
too many snakes
(via turtleswithtophats)
(via koreykuhl)
vodouist:
a little known fact
(via eatyourveggieswitheverymeal)
peachyfrostslave:
lastdjnosaurs:
tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
llonelyrollingstarr:
mean-bean-machines:
concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods
what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
I think you’re spiritually a new yorker

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beesmygod:
this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think
teathattast:
corcle time
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
officialstarscream:
sneauxflake:
sneauxflake:
getting ready to joust at hole depot :)
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
surprisebitch:
whitepeopletwitter:
When one of your customers spanks your ass
i thought it was about working in retail omg
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
aggrokawaii:
Felix the Comrade
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
sexhaver:
avantgardejazz:
what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
(via pocketfullofbullshit)
thedreslyn:
Saskia Diez’s Fine Pearls
https://www.thedreslyn.com/theblog/mothers-day-gifts/
https://www.thedreslyn.com/fine-necklace-pearl-gold.html
(via honesu)
bustnuttington:
futurefurnace:
please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children
they’re just confirming that she wants 4
(via guy)
froggkie:
yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time
(via honesu)
unclefather:
I’m about to make this house a little less full
(via guy)