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irenigg:

metrogoon:
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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mediumsizedboy:

sweethoneysempai:
mediumsizedboy:
The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and
Rest in Fucking Pease…

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kisamas:

kisamas:
potion that makes you breathe

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rockbusted:

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william-snekspeare:

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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shin-holly:

the-same-lie-twice:
gray-colored-life:
iamnotbitten:
halakitalot:
blissfully-winter:
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
CHRIST

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adhighdefinition:

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

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succ-my-pandas-dick:

snotferret:
teamnowalls:
somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.
My fucking lungs can’t with this

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n-breezii:

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kpoopmemes:

OH MY HEKSSHE

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